Apple Vision Pro: Now with Reality Distortion Field Technology

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In a stunning breakthrough, the latest Apple Vision Pro have been equipped with Reality Distortion Field (RDF) technology, allowing users to see the world not as it is, but as they wish it to be. Apple Vision Pro, which was unveiled at the annual tech convention, promise to deliver a personalized utopia to each wearer.

“We’re not just changing the way you see the world; we’re changing the world you see,” said the CEO of Apple. “With RDF technology, every day can be sunny, every meal a feast, and every bank account full.”

Apple Vision Pro works by bending light and perception to conform to the user’s deepest desires. “If you’ve ever wanted to live in a world where traffic doesn’t exist and your boss always agrees with you, now’s your chance,” explained the lead developer.

However, the RDF technology has raised concerns among psychologists, who warn that users may become detached from reality. “It’s all fun and games until someone tries to pet a dragon,” said one expert.

Despite the warnings, Apple is moving forward with production, confident that their product will usher in a new era of happiness. “Why face reality when you can wear it?” said the CEO, as he adjusted his own pair of Apple Vision Pro and disappeared into a crowd of cheering unicorns.

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Submitted by sucka on Wed, 01/24/2024 - 17:25